SKIRMISHER

Brisbane, Australia’s government finally admitted it is powerless in the face of topless, eager-to-lap-dance female carwashers from the stable of Bubbles ‘n’ Babes. They  couldn’t see anything wrong with shapely women using their breasts to wipe the wind shield and perform a lap dance, as long as the girls attend to the most important thing — that filthy car.

The Bubbles ‘n’ Babes car wash in Brisbane prompted a flood of complaints with a topless car wash for A$55 ($45) and a nude car wash with X-rated lap-dance service for A$100. “If it was approved for a car wash then I can’t imagine how we can stop them,” Lord Mayor Campbell Newman told a council meeting with worried local lawmakers.

Professional car washes have boomed in most cities with drought-stricken Australians banned from washing their own cars due to tough water restrictions.

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