SKIRMISHER

Everybody’s saying that this Japanese invention, called boobkini, is “the greatest invention of all time.” But I stand by my gun and insist that the “greatest” invention, in my book, would still be something that puts a man’s mouth on those “sugar tits” and lets him totally get away with it. I realize that my suggestion is ridiculous, so I’m going to my room now and cry like a baby.

via GIZMODO

Stumble it!