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Indonesia’s Islamic hardliners, who had been waging some sort of jihad against Hugh Hefner’s attempt at splashing legitimate Playboy-served pussies across the archipelago, recently suffered a setback after a district court judge ruled that Playboy Indonesia isn’t porn, at all. It’s just like Time magazine with corny jokes and women who pose like they’re going to strip but do not. In other words, it’s a non-Playboy Playboy. We’re all praises for these conservative Islamists for managing to pull out some shiny new oxymoron from their hats. Can they do one more for local rag Lipstik and all those sidewalk porn?

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