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IWOOT’s Robogirlfriend is the perfect replacement to your “fallible, unreliable human girlfriend.” That is, if you don’t mind caressing shiny metal instead of the usual soft and fragrant flesh. We’d want to add more, but the following copied and pasted text already drives it home:

No trips to the gym to maintain her figure, no lengthy discussions about ‘commitment’, no irritating habits that can’t be reprogrammed. This is the most convenient way to conduct a relationship for busy professionals. And no resentment or guilt when you trade her in for a new model!

The Robogirlfriend stands three foot tall and is available in three models: the Jolie comes with a large assortment of ‘babies’ (activation optional), while the Ritchie is a smaller model designed for easy storage, or for the vertically-challenged human boyfriends. The popular Spears model features a number of pre-recorded dance routines, ideal for lovers of the club scene, along with removable hair.

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