How To Write A Smashing, Killer, Effective Resume To Get You Your Dream Job

December 20th, 2008

Filed under: Reading materials for the urban ninja: how-tos and guides

If you’re looking for a job and want to totally blow away the interviewer (especially if the job opening in question is “masturbator of dogs“), then here’s the “how to write a killer resume” guide for you.

Or here’s the bullshit-free version.


Stumble it!

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