“You Make Our Nipples Explode In Delight”
October 3rd, 2007
Filed under: Random Acts of Strangeness, Strange Behavior
You have nipples but you want ‘em as grotesquely big as a dairy bitch’s teats? Do what the Fakir does: vacuum pumping.
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October 3rd, 2007 at 4:11 am
jb, this is sooo sick. gawd. how fucked up is that.
oh, btw, let me tell you this very interesting story. didn’t want to publish this in my blog because i feel so bad already. there’s an essay writing contest here in seoul. 2,000 dollars grand prize. winner of 1,000 bucks last year was a filipino. got inspired and wrote an entry.
deadline’s oct. 1, 6pm. sent in my entry, oct 1, 10 am. came back from work, 10 pm. got notice from seoulgovkr people telling me that my entry was denied because i didn’t fucking attached the pictures.
waaaaaaaaaa!!! shoot me jb! shoot me! please!!! please!!
yeah. like am sure am going to win the 2,000 bucks noh? gawd!
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:28 am
gawd. that’s a major burn. of course, a filipino would win — we’re the ones who fix their English for them. and of course, you would have won. that’s 2 grand, man. that would have been one of the best payoff you would have received from an essay on a per-word basis.
yeah, i really wanna shoot you — at least not with a gun, but with something else (he he). first, you waited hours before the final deadline before submitting your entry. second, you didn’t probably even read the requirements?
2 grand. that would’ve been great shopping money.
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:37 am
actually, i finished the enty, which was about the Korean street food, last Friday. but i went into this OCD mood and kept on editing and re-editing the work. and i even went to take more pictures last Sunday.
i photoshopped the pictures, polished the essay and was poised to send it sunday night but thought of doing it first thing monday morning.
then came monday morning. got a call for a part time job, wanted me for an interview in an hour. i guess i must have sent the essay unconsciously. you know what i mean? like you wanna do two things at the same time, and normally, one would always be screwed up. or something like that. i don’t know.
i cried last night when i told my boyfriend. i was really really feeling bad.
i already planned of buying tickets for my loved ones to come here in Korea with the winning lot. lol! this is karmaaaaaaaaaa!!!
what they say, never count the chicken or egss? blah!!!