SKIRMISHER

If you guys have any opprobriously wacky but burning question that you’d rather not ask aloud due to a nagging fear that your privates’ privacy might be placed under scrutiny by the sexual public, well, I have just discovered apt recipients to it: just throw the ball to these homies and they’ll put all your anxieties to rest.

“TheInsaneDomain.com began in mid-1996 as a few HTML pages that JCP made. She found and downloaded a program called “HotDog” and began teaching herself how to make webpages. “I was tired and don’t remember much” says JCP of the night the first insane page was created. Some insane thoughts and ideas were added towards the end of this, but removed in 1997 to appear again in 1998.”

The following nerve-shattering questions are just an inkling of how graciously your mind-boggling queries are graciously answered (courtesy of Domain member DC, “the insane sock monkey”).

who invented insanity?
No one invented it, it just is, was and continues to be. Who are you to question it?

where are the hanson boys? did they die yet?
Hanson boys? Are those the hockey guys? I’m not sure about them, they might have killed each other.

What does abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz stand for?
Now if I told you, they’d have to change the code again.

Dude, I was probed by an alien adn (sic) now I can’t shit, why?
The probe top broke off. Simply get an enema. A cold water one might work.

Ok, if a dog humps a cat, and then a pig humps that same cat, what do you get?
A sore cat.

why don’t dogs and cats have belly buttons???
The belly button is where your umbilical cord was attached. Cats & dogs have these, but their cords never came off. They are the tails.

why do i always poop on my bed
Because you sleep in your toilet. You’ve been doing things wrong for awhile (sic) now!!!

how can i get away from my old aunt bertha?
Pretend to have a really bad cold, and tell her you don’t want to get near her because you don’t want to see her sick either.

why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Night makes you fall asleep and when the day comes, you stumble out of bed and break things like your toes.

how can there be self-help “GROUPS?”
Because alone you just go crazier. Plus, it makes chair throwing more enjoyable.

I have my own question, and it should not be answerable by either a yes or (especially) a no:

AIN’T I GREAT?

Respond… or DIE!!!

Stumble it!