When Kids Want To Whack Their Playmates

September 14th, 2007

There used to be a time when kids arguing about snack food would simply beat the living daylights out of each other. But the note below, from one nine-year-old girl to another, shows that civilization has so advanced, cute girls with pigtails already know the tendency of a bazooka to miss a target.

“I have a gun and first I’m going to shoot you in the shoulder…then you’re going to shoot me back with a bazooka, but you’re gonna miss…and then I’m going to shoot you back and kill you…”