SKIRMISHER

I know I’m sometimes silly when it comes to getting laid, but this gotta be utterly silly. A condom that you have to inflate to “enhance” your manhood… there’s something odd about it that I find wickedly brilliant…but no. I think this whole pumping and inflating thing gives new meaning to  what they say about bedroom action.

The Abstract of the patent for this, uhm, thing, says:

A condom having an inflatable portion is provided. The condom comprises an inner wall and an outer wall defining an annular chamber extending along a portion of the length of the condom. An air source, such as a handheld pump, is removably connected to a port which leads to an airway in the chamber for delivering air to a forward portion of the chamber. A plurality of vents are provided at a rearward end of the chamber for venting the air.

Patently Silly adds:

Like all good things there is some risk involved… In the heat of the moment, a forearm might spasm and this thing is going to pop like bubble wrap in a porcupine nest. Next thing, the manufacturer is getting sued for child support payments and gonorrhea salve.

I shouldn’t knock it until I’ve tried it, but personally, I can think of more enjoyable ways of getting blown. Common sense will tell you, balloons and pricks are best kept separate.

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