SKIRMISHER

Ah, the sneaky art of peeing into your boss’s coffee. A beautiful thing when it works, but quite a nightmare when you didn’t know somebody smeared superglue on the cup’s rim.

Just as I stepped out of the office, my friend John, who hates the boss just as much as I do, stepped in and, to my horror, began to urinate into the coffee. This was extremely unfortunate for John. Not only did the boss catch him, but he could not remove his balls from the superglued cup.

I stood in the crowd of onlookers as paramedics arrived and loaded up poor John. I rushed to the hospital to see how he was doing. When I got there, I had to wait for about two hours before I could sneak in with his wife to see him. I was ready to confess, or at least I thought I was.

I asked John how he was doing, and what the doctors had done to help him. He explained that when the boss walked in on him, he quickly tried to pull the coffee cup away, but instead ripped his scrotum right open. Struck with fear, he fainted. When he awoke, the doctor told him that one testis and a quarter of his scrotum had to be removed. Then the doctor read him a fax from the boss stating that he was fired.

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