From The ‘This Is Not News’ Department: Hide Your Testicles From Amanda Monti
Filed under: Random Acts of Strangeness, Weird Shit
Amanda Monti is many things, but reasonably patient is not one of them. So when presumably heartthrob Geoffrey Jones rejected her advances at a house party two years ago, she flew into a rage, grabbed his genitals, and what followed is best explained by the following lifted text that will be forever burned in our brains:
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: “That’s yours.”
He added: “That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain.”
The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones’s testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.
She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
Will somebody please give us back our innocent childhood?
Stumble it!
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June 13th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
that gurl should take some lessons. a testicle is supposed to be licked, not swallowed. and most importantly, it should be not be detached from the body. hellooo. what’s the essence of swallowing a testicle if the owner can’t feel it? duhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
what the heck is she thinking? there are thousands of testicles waiting to be grabbed. was she that desperate?
gawd, am going to have a heart attack with this demented woman. really.