Foretelling Death
June 13th, 2006
Filed under: Random Acts of Strangeness
If you wanna know just how you’re gonna die, ask the Death Psychic. He’s so proud of his accuracy in predicting everybody else’s death he’s actually giving away free t-shirts.
When asked how he’s so sure about the manner of which other people are going to die, the Death Psychic said, “No one who’’s ever died has written me back to tell me that I was wrong, so I must be right.”
“Fair” is not the word that comes to mind, but whoever said that death (or life) is fair is just plain delusional.
The Death Psychic even said I’m going to die from an unprovoked stabbing by a carnival worker. Bugger. Now, I’m rushing out and refund all the carnival tickets I just bought.
Stumble it!
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October 27th, 2006 at 8:47 am
[...] But for more fun, check out the Death Psychic, which in an earlier post I had revealed to have told me I’d die from an “unprovoked stabbing from a carnival worker.” I wonder if it still holds. [...]