Every Sperm Is Sacred: The Dance Of The Puerto Rican Sperm Children
June 13th, 2007
Filed under: Random Acts of Strangeness

Conservative political leaders and very concerned parents staged a massive weekend demonstration in San Juan, Puerto Rico to protest against same-sex marriage. Because you see, gay sex is so wasteful of all that sperm, so to drive home the point, parents dressed up their kids in sperm suits and made them dance in the same way sperm cells probably dance, only if anybody actually looked.
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