Bill Gates Tortures His Kids By Making Them Feel As If They Don’t Own Microsoft

February 22nd, 2007

Filed under: Microsoft: news, gossip, concepts, parodies

What kind of sick society are we living in if even Bill Gates’ kids could not enjoy Gears of War’s delicious gorefest and are not allowed access to free online porn?


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