SKIRMISHER

With the question helpfully answered by veteran climber Dave Hahn, we can now sleep peacefully knowing that when we do find ourselves in freezing, high-altitude places, taking a dump is “freedom.”

You will remember that tidy elimination is not worth dying for and so you won’t hop urgently from your tent onto a steep and snowy slope without proper footwear and possibly a rope to hold onto. You will not give a rat’s ass who is watching your progress (nobody), and you will do your best to get the waste down a steep uninhabited slope (flat rock… toss it carefully) or into a crevasse (direct deposit… you are a good sport, or shoveled in for the faint of heart). Above all… you will keep your sense of humor when things go awry in this department.

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