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A dinosaur called Coelophysis can now rest in peace as vile “accusations” of cannibalism and infanticide against it have recently been “dismissed.”

“…it was shown that the remains of a juvenile Coelophysis were actually located outside of another adult. The adult dinosaur probably crushed the juvenile when it died, the researchers say, and when the flesh decayed, the overlapping bones created the illusion that one dinosaur ate the other.”

Now that everything’s okay again with this reptile’s reputation, we gather “surviving direct descendants”, many of whom apparently work for the government or are running sweatshops for multinational companies, are demanding for monetary compensation. But maybe as a sign of good will, they’re willing to shut up if bribed with enough live goats.

via LIVE SCIENCE

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