SKIRMISHER

Stevie Wonder’s penis is erect because he’s blind
It’s erect because he’s blind, it’s erect because he’s blind
Stevie Wonder’s penis is erect because he’s blind
It’s erect because he is blind

Let’s make love under the stars and watch for UFOs
And if little baby Martians come out of the UFOs
You can fuck them
Yeah Yeah Yeah.

If those two stanzas of sheer lyrical genius don’t ring a bell, read John Trubee’s telling of how he created his song, “A Blind Man’s Penis.” Maybe he can inspire you to do the same fucked-up retarded thing.

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