“Samson looked in the mirror and, when he saw what a fantastic haircut Delilah had given him, he went weak at the knees”

August 10th, 2007

Filed under: Killer Humor, Strange Things To Read

That was Neil Prowd’s opening paragraph for his historical fiction, that’s so bad it won in this year’s Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest.

If you don’t know what Bulwer-Lytton is, let’s just say if you truly suck as a fiction writer and you can ably demonstrate that sheer suckage in your opening lines, you deserve one of ‘em trophies.

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