SKIRMISHER

Somebody has “revised” the Illustrated Kama Sutra for the benefit of men “who make a living by writing humor and video game articles on the internet.” As you may glean from the “Bushwhacker” described below, the guide is a priceless addition to any modern Internet-savvy male’s stash of wonderful self-immolating literature.

The man positions himself behind a row of shrubbery alongside an airport runway. While watching the planes take off and land, he masturbates with a cold, detached resignation.

Stumble it!