“Dear Boys, Why Does Nobody Know How To Please A Woman?”

“Because nobody has a dick made out of chocolate which ejaculates money.”

We’ll remember that.

Update: Wait, maybe that’s why this dude with his choco-flavored penis was so famous.
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