Buy This Spaceship And We’ll Throw In An Extra Bridge In Brooklyn Totally Free

March 18th, 2008

This space ship is in excellent condition! Only 300 million Intergalactic miles, 4 passenger, no meteor dents, possibly needs reactor seals and recharged flux capacitor, 1 owner. Still have the original owners manual. Does have a wobble issue at Mach 12 but clears once it hits 15 not sure what that is but I lose the GPS screen for about a minute or so. Complete with bubble glass windows! Never crashed! For sale $3500 OBO. Clear title in hand, cash sale only, no trades and I won’t take payments. Once it leaves the earth, I know you are not coming back so why would I???

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