SKIRMISHER

So says the photographer who snapped the fine gentleman-reptile on the sofa:

I swear on my life this is 100% real. I was walking down the street looking for stuff to photograph and this guy is just sitting outside a coffee shop with this 80 year old woman and he is taking these little sofa things out of a bag. Then he opens another compartment in the bag and there are about five lizards like this guy. Then he would pose them and they would just sit there like this.

[Continue scratching your balls in amazement here]

Stumble it!