SKIRMISHER

Seth: When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it’s not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don’t know why. I would just kinda… sit around all day… and draw pictures of dicks.
Evan: What?
Seth: Draw pictures of dicks.
Evan: Dicks? Like a man dick?
Seth: Yes. Like a man dick.
[while you see Seth when he was a kid]
Seth: I’d just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn’t know what it was. I couldn’t touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis.
Evan: That’s fucked.
Seth: No shit. It’s really fucked up. Here I am. A little kid. And I can’t stop drawing dicks to save my own life.

– from Superbad

That, and this elephant who can paint other elephants.

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