‘Cracked’ Cracks The “Which Is Better, Toddler Or Monkeys?” Question

Cracked has just settled one of the most important, thought-provoking questions of our time: “Which make better household companions, toddlers or monkeys?”

The experiment was cleanly scientific, quadruple-blinded, placebo-controlled, and completely objective from an American consumer’s viewpoint. It isn’t surprising that monkeys emerge as runaway winners. Because toddlers are just so…like…me.

via CRACKED

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