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Young woman #1: Guys never want to eat me out.

Middle-aged dad with kids: Hey, we’re trying to eat over here.

Young woman #1: See, even hearing about it freaks them out.

Young man at next table: Maybe I can take a look for you and give you my assessment.

Middle-aged dad with kids: For God’s sake, this is a family restaurant!

Young woman #2: You have a very controversial vagina.

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