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Three 17-year-old girls were told to leave Long Beach High School on Wednesday after they showed up on Superhero Day costumed as the subject of the best-selling children’s books.

“I didn’t know which superhero it was, not that it mattered,” said Principal Nicholas Restivo.

The girls depicted this superhero — who has battled, among other things, talking toilets and the infamous Professor Poopypants — by wearing beige leotards and nude stockings under white briefs and red capes.

“Yes, I know they weren’t naked,” Restivo said. “But the appearance was that they were naked.”

“They’re not see-through or anything,” said one of the girls, Chelsea Horowitz, an honor student and softball player. “All the teachers thought it was cute.”

But Restivo made his decree: There would be no visible underpants in his hallways.

And thus, Horowitz and fellow seniors Ashley Imhof and Eliana Levin went home to change back into their mortal attire.

Principal Restivo is a big turd and deserves to be dick-slapped by Captain Underpants. The girls weren’t really nude but they were still reprimanded. They should have shown up without those damn leotards so the principal will have a valid reason to shoo them away and then he’ll become the big hero of the community.

BTW, Professor Poopypants invented the Name-Change-O-Chart and he has christened me Loopy Rhino. How appropriate!

via FOX NEWS

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