Bush + Excrement = “Bushturd”
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For the past year, mounds of dog poop around public parks in Germany have been painstakingly lavished with miniature flag portraits of that wonderful man, George W. Bush.
The beautification campaign, completely done anonymously by thoughtful people, has led park officials to ponder the possibility of George Bush’s character strengths having anything to do with the quality of the excrement, which are remarkable for being tough and hard on the outside, and soft and chewy on the inside. Not that anybody, especially park officials, has tried chewing any of it.
“This has been going on for about a year now, and there must be 2,000 to 3,000 piles of excrement that have been claimed during that time,” said happily by Josef Oettl, parks administrator for Bayreuth. He’s evidently excited for more of these good things.
This selfless campaign by still-unknown crusaders should be emulated by shit-flingers everywhere, especially with the absence of any law against using feces as a flag stand. Especially when said flag stands are to be used in connection with mighty, honorable men of vision.
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