SKIRMISHER

If  I remember correctly, Sesame Street is located “somewhere” in New York City, right?

Then as now, I didn’t buy Bert’s “Pigeon Club” hogwash. And I have come to the opinion that his strange ”Doin’ The Pigeon” song is but a clever code only he and Al-Qaeda knows.

Bert was a shrewd Osama spy, who reconnoitered the City That Never Sleeps while singing the ABC’s and counting the 123’s with black, white, and Hispanic New York kids.

Seize him! Shave his hair! Color his head orange so that it will make a good carrot cake ingredient!

And since Ernie (who had an illicit love affair with him), was an accomplice, pound his head real fine until it turns into good, brownish flour!

Yes, carrot cake!

Mayor Bloomberg, you should rename the Big Apple into the Big Carrot Cake instead! Do any damned thing you can so that New York won’t be associated and remembered with Rudy Giuliani anymore! The guy has totally lost his self-respect — and mind!!!

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