SKIRMISHER

Maybe you’re not aware of it yet, but luxury submarines are so hot right now as the pussy magnet of choice among the very rich. You know, for screwing the brains out of those out-of-work Hollywood starlets while sea anemones float by the submarine window. It’s fine — except with those naughty dolphins.

“Dolphins are easily excited when they sense people making love. They get jealous and bang their noses against the window,” US Submarines president Bruce Jones said.

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