SKIRMISHER

Dicks everywhere are breathlessly giving one another enthusiastic high-fives upon hearing that after a “nose job,” female mice became “sex machines.”

Female mice apparently become as randy as males after their senses of smell are tampered with, ending up aggressively trying to mount any mouse that moves, research now reveals.

These findings open the question as to whether circuits for male behavior exist in a dormant state in females, and vice versa, in other species — including in humans.

“Aggressively trying to mount any mouse that moves.” That leaves a sweet picture in our head.

Stumble it!