SKIRMISHER

Dr. Pezzi: (thinking, oh boy, how do I phrase this?) Well, when I did the exam, Pam’s external genitals looked normal, but . . .

Ron: But what?!?

Dr. Pezzi: Her vagina is not normally developed.

Ron: What do you mean by that?

Dr. Pezzi: She doesn’t have a vagina . . .

Ron: Holy shit!!!

Pam: (momentarily stunned, then began crying) I don’t have one?

Dr. Pezzi: Not a normal vagina. Her vulva opens into a pouch that is at most an inch deep, and there’s no uterus.

Pam: (still sobbing) You mean I’m not a woman?

Dr. Pezzi: (thinking that this isn’t the time for a lecture on genetics and abnormal androgen receptors) You are a woman . . . .

Ron: Oh, thank goodness! (pause) Then why doesn’t she have a vagina?

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