SKIRMISHER

Japanese professor Asaki Geino wants you to know that finding Mrs. Right could be as simple as taking a look at the shape of her pubic hair.

Asaki’s one of those fine gentlemen who genuinely hold this theory in their hearts that a woman’s bush determines her sexual characteristics.

His findings suggest that a woman whose bikini line resembles the “mouth of a river” is most likely to be unfaithful.

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He also said, “It’s not that rare for women with oblong-shaped pubic hair to fall in love at first sight or fall head-over-heels with passion. They also don’t like sitting at home on their own. The combination of these characteristics causes men to go wild over them.”

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The finding that he seems most proud of is the alleged characteristics of the women with pubes the shape of an inverted triangle. He believes that women blessed with this particular crop are the most faithful and fit for family life, stating that: “Women of this type are good mothers, faithful wives and caring daughters. I don’t think I’m wrong when I say that precisely this type of woman helped Japan become the glorious country it is“.

So imagine yourself, aside from engaging in spontaneous sniffing of ladies’ thongs, to be taking a peek at their pubes before you could look them in the eye and invest sweet nothings in their ear. I’m not sure if Asaki’s going to do a real-time, large-scale experiment to test his theory, but I’d willingly be the first in his line of “testers.”

via 1TRACKMIND

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