SKIRMISHER

Anything that’s worth $12.6 billion dollars a year demands respect. Nope, I’m not talking about the Vatican; I’m talking about porn.

I’ve always thought it would be cool to gain entry into a porn video shoot. Think of Danni Woodward or Erica Campbell. Think of tits and fragrant flesh everywhere.

But this guy didn’t only imagine it; he got a “pass” to a Larry Flynt production. Amazing.

He reveals:

You don’t really get a sense of the porn stars personalities or intelligence when just watching one in the privacy of your own closet, but when you’re right there you can totally get a sense of who they are, and what they stand for, because you get to see them interact between takes.

One moment that struck me as particularly poignant, was when after they had finished the “doggy style” position they switched camera angles and Carmella said, “I’m so horny…I haven’t worked in 2 weeks.” No one responded. She then stated: “I think I’m gonna paint Easter eggs tonight.” Again no one responded. I remember thinking at that point “man she really loves her job and faith… oh, and I can see her gigantic vagina.”

She then proceeded to have anal sex.

He also has a thing or two about porn “secrets.” Fake blowjob shots, for example. And how later stages of a shoot can become very smelly. Hmmm, that’s alright. Anyway, I think even mainstream films can stink, like Da Vinci Code.

LEARN A LITTLE MORE ABOUT PORN [CollegeHumor]

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