SKIRMISHER

Fierce catfights over missing panties may finally come to a disappointing end in Yamanashi Prefecture in Japan, as the police apprehended the panty-loving thief, Yoshio Fukasawa, in a room imaginably made stuffy by a huge pile of 400 items of colorful women’s underwear.

“I started stealing them three years ago,” Fukasawa was quoted as saying, admitting to the charge. “I had a thing for women’s legs and I enjoyed wearing them.”

We feel real bad for Fukasawa; we can actually hear him screaming, “Leave me at least the Hello Kitty!” as he’s being dragged away by the police. As for those hundreds of panties, they may either end up in the black market or dispensed to salarymen through these vending machines.

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