SKIRMISHER

* Seven sex tips that can make her go crazy.

* The life-saving anti-burglar talkative parrot saved his owner’s life mainly because it wouldn’t stop chirping “No! You fucked you!” in an Al Pacino voice.

* JK Rowling, obscenely rich author-slash-flasher of underwear.

* You know who really, really love to fuck? Women in New Zealand!

* Nigeria is not only home to those fine scammers you’d love to beat up with a sledgehammer, it also has women who steal men’s mojos.

* The Turbochef. It’s like an oven, but it’s also the technological equivalent of an orgasm.

* Cloning the tasty animals we eat.

* It’s called Futalognkosaurus dukei, and its ass once roamed the Earth and produced giant piles of dinosaur turd that offended everybody’s delicate sensibilities.

* Apple’s iPhone and its users’ growing iMisery.

Stumble it!