Japan’s Officials Agree: It’s Every Japanese Man’s Honorable National Duty To Lick Pussies
Filed under: Human Sexuality
Renowned Japanese adult movie director Goro Temeiki has issued dire warnings on the future of his country that echo the concerns of many self-respecting Japanese: “If Japanese men are refusing to get between women’s legs and lick, it’ll be [insert dramatic samurai soundtrack here] the end of Japan.”
And maybe the opinion of a 27-year-old male illustrator best explains this grave cunnilingus-defying trend: “All the hair gets caught between your teeth. And I don’t do anything down there with my fingers, either, because they end up smelling.”
This seems to be fuelling a raging tug-of-war between women who demand that their labias lapped up, and men who don’t want to eat anything “uncooked.” We believe this problem should be promptly clamped down before Japanese women begin resorting to their eager chihuahuas for the much-needed attention.
via MAINICHI
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January 22nd, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Poor, poor japanese women…
I could travel to Japan and give a hand… or maybe a tongue
January 23rd, 2008 at 2:31 pm
“Resorting to their eager chihuahuas for the much-needed attention”?!?! How about finding a real man. You know, one who isn’t…well…a pussy.