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The details of how the conception cap works may gross out the ordinary girl. Quite simply, your boyfriend, husband, or whoever, squirts his man-juice (sperm for the highly educated) into this cap, after which the girl who wants to have evil baby(ies) after nine months inserts this man-juice-filled cap into her warm love-box (vagina for those who went to medical school and love watching Oprah).

As answers to silly questions like “why” and “how” and “WTF!”, Coolest Gadgets explains:

“Your sperm is guaranteed safe passage from sticky issues like a tilted cervix, high vaginal pH levels, gravity, low sperm count, and low sperm mobility. Made from flexible, surgical-grade silicone, the Conception Cap can be used normally by women in the comfort and privacy of their homes. A recently concluded clinical trial proved that users can follow the Instructions for Use safely and successfully without receiving aid from a doctor.”

via COOLEST GADGETS

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