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Jan Vinzenz Krause and his team from Germany’s Institute for Condom Consultancy is developing “the perfect condom for men of all sizes.”

The condom is a spray can into which a man inserts his penis, pushes a button, takes it out to behold a rubber-coated dick.

“It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides,” he said. “We call it the ‘360 degree procedure’ - once round and from top to bottom. It’s a bit like a car wash.”

He said the plan was to make the condom ready for use in about five seconds and claimed it would function more effectively as it would fit better and not slip off.

Mr Krause hopes the hi-tech condom, which will be available in different strengths and colours, will on the market by 2008.

Notice nobody mentioned anything about how to take it off.

via ANANOVA

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