SKIRMISHER

Which is good news for us dudes!

“Men are more likely to look at a female’s face before gazing at other body parts, according to a new study by researchers at Emory University.”

(Of course. There’s Ethel Booba, y’know. Hadda be smart, or else…)

“And when men and women look at pictures of heterosexual sex, women look longer at the photos than men do, according to the study published in the journal Hormones and Behavior.”

(Yeah, women are naughtier than men; you’ll never know what’s goin’ on in their minds while looking at men’s pics.)

“Both findings may run contrary to what most people think, but they shed light on sexual attitudes that really aren’t all that mysterious when considered in a scientific light, said psychologist Kim Wallen of Emory.”

(As though men care; these findings don’t heighten ”premature explosions” at all…)

“Wallen and his former graduate student, Heather Rupp, showed still photos of couples having sex to 30 women and 15 men between the ages of 23 and 28. Each was rigged up with a high-tech eye-tracking gizmo to measure where his or her gaze went first, and how long it stayed there.

“While men went straight to the face and lingered awhile, most of the women were more interested in what was going on in the pictures — the sexual activity.”

That could also explain why many gorgeous chicks fall prey to ugly men. They’re not after good looks; they’re all out for a whole lotta fuckin’!

Stumble it!