SKIRMISHER

Zoe Vialet’s Dutch escort agency Society Service has formed a “crack team of five girls” to pop the cherries of shy “geek virgins.”

“Every booking lasts three hours minimum. Longer is possible, shorter not. We take the time to take a bath together, do a massage and explore each others body.

“When the date is over, you will have had a fantastic experience, and you will be able to pleasure a woman.”

Zoe and her colleague Marieke have specially trained five girls to look after the needs of virgins, reports De Telegraaf.

Although Zoe Vialet probably means well, it offends our delicate sensibilities to cast nerds as those bunch of folks who couldn’t get laid in a normal way. Why, geeks are hot and such unstoppable womanizers — look at Paul Allen and Bill Gates and their backyard harems full of willing, curvacious shorn sheep with cute eyelashes. That’s something.

Stumble it!