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With silicone dildos named “Baby Jesus Butt Plug” and “God’s Immaculate Rod,” modern women like us should really check out Divine Interventions. They sell self-pleasuring devices inspired by the “grace of God.” The descriptions on each product and the testimonials of “satisfied customers” are also very funny.

For example, the site describes its dildo called “God’s Immaculate Rod”:

Find the true meaning of comfort…
Find out what it means to be truly “touched” by God…
Find out what Mary felt, the night that she conceived…
Sitting in the lap of the Holy Ghost on God’s Immaculate Rod.

Then a “very satisfied” customer follows with:

“If His rod feels this good, I can’t imagine what His staff must feel like!!!”

Another dildo called “Judas” is described:

Our Boy sold Jesus for Thirty silver pieces, and we’re selling him for even less!
Imagine if he could fuck the Son of God, what he could do to you!
Judas, the only non-believer of the bunch, will make a believer out of you.

HA-HA-HA! Funny, no?

Stumble it!