“You have a traumatic rupture of the corpus cavernosum. Also known as a broken dick”

It didn’t take long after we got to my condo that we were in my bedroom and going at it. She rolled me over and started bouncing away when it popped out. When she came back down she missed and I smashed it into her pelvic bone. I will never forget the sound it made. It made a noise like you had just cracked a celery stalk in half. I quickly rolled out of bed and ran to the bathroom.

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