SKIRMISHER

Damn global warming just wouldn’t stop.

As climate change warms the nation, giant Burmese pythons could colonize one-third of the USA, from San Francisco across the Southwest, Texas and the South and up north along the Virginia coast, according to U.S. Geological Survey maps released Wednesday.

But then again, there would be enough reason to “create”  a surplus of handbags, wallets, etc. made from python skin. Take it from the Empire — they’d capitalize on anything, global warming or not.

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