WHO’s Happy Swine Flu-related Reminder: You’d Be Dead By Year End

The World Health Organization said on Wednesday the world is at the brink of a pandemic, raising its threat level as the swine flu virus spread and killed the first person outside of Mexico, a toddler in Texas.

“Influenza pandemics must be taken seriously precisely because of their capacity to spread rapidly to every country in the world,” WHO Director General Margaret Chan told a news conference in Geneva as she raised the official alert level to phase 5, the last step before a pandemic.

“The biggest question is this: how severe will the pandemic be, especially now at the start,” Chan said. But she added that the world “is better prepared for an influenza pandemic than at any time in history.”

The next level is of course 6, which you shouldn’t worry so much about coz you’re dead by then. If there’s any best time in history to eat lotsa ice cream, it would be NOW.

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