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Renowned gastroenterologust Dr. Johannes Aas has pioneered a medical treatment that he calls “human poop transplant.”

Before we even describe it, please have your breakfast ready and savor it while reading.

Dr. Aas casually explains that the procedure works simply by taking normal stool from a normal person, make an extract of it, put it in a blender with water, take two tablespoons of that cocktail, and introduce this savory, colorful concoction into the patient’s body.

And by “introduce,” he means through a naso-gastric tube through the nose or the mouth and into the patient’s stomach.

You’ll discover that Dr. Aas is a delightful man as he explains that your stool is a vital part of you, and you should love it like you love your pinky. He makes us feel so bad for every morsel of poop gone wasted and unloved through all those years of heartless defecation. So the next time you’re in the toilet, talk to your feces, will you?

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