SKIRMISHER

This is why we so love public swimming pools, especially in the presence of a swarm of happy kids — the accidental, excitement-inspired bowel movement. It may be a little squirt, a tiny pellet, or a heaping spoonful, it doesn’t matter. We care about your next pool poop encounter so much that we’re linking to this very helpful DEFCON 1-esque guidelines for exactly that shitty situation. We’re so thoughtful!

Stumble it!