The above image is a snapshot from Google Earth, showing clearly how a presumably deadly 50-meter insect is about to attack the sleepy town of Arlesberg in Germany. Long shot of the “attack” below.

When the “monster” vanished a couple of days later with nary a casualty report from the German countryside, the only answer on every thinking bastard’s mind is: The Google Death Ray.

Now, the hamlet of Arlesberg — and the rest of mankind — is safe again, thanks to our always-alert, always-friendly “saviors” at Google.

via THE REGISTER