SKIRMISHER

The Pink Stinger, a taser/stun gun that looks like a tampon, is perfect for the can-do woman of today who, upon pulling out a dirty tampon, sighs and thinks, “I wish I’d see the day I can make this tampon a weapon!”

Isn’t it nice when wishes do come true?

The Pink Stinger packs 50,000 volts of power at your finger tips. Because it is an advanced taser gun, you do have the option of stun or taser capabilities with a simple click of a switch. In the Stun setting, you need only make contact with intended target via the 2 prods for an effective toxic shock rendering the victim disoriented, demoralized and embarrassed . When shooting in Taser mode, 2 extra absorbent cotton tampons with barbed probes and 14 ft. of wire are expelled and propelled by compressed nitrogen. Electric current then passes to the body, where the probes have attach to the clothing or bare skin, causing central nervous system disruption, possible urination and certain humiliation.

One little caveat: you might not want to ever make the mistake of using this as an actual tampon due to its clitoris-frying potential. We’re sure you don’t want that.

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