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Tory MP Ann Widdecombe assures all the hot-blooded men who might fancy this USB-powered desktop dancer that the gyrating gizmo is certifiably “cheap and tawdry.”

If you’re one of those real men who feel that the world is losing much of its essential male chauvinism, find this girl at BoysStuff.co.uk for a mere £30 and add some good ol’ sexual excitement to your desktop. We’re just not sure if at one point in the pole dance the girl would throw you some skimpy underwear and talk dirty, but it just might add some spice in your boring spreadsheet.

via T3

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