This Is A Phone, Not A Dildo

I have to be quick to tell you this gadget is not one of those naughty things girls use when they’re alone or in the company of equally hot girl friends. You actually use this to make phone calls.

Gizmodo says:

What a concept: a 3.14-inch cellphone that just makes phone calls. Easy as Pi.

There’s no email, no Web browsing, no garage door opener—nothing but the necessary voice in-and-out functions and four simple keys, each of which lets you enter three numbers. Rock the key to the left and you’ve entered one number, push it downward, there’s another and rock that key to the right, and you’ve entered another. Simple.

On second thought, who’s stopping you, anyway, from using it in ways not officially indicated by its user manual?

via GIZMODO

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